[off topic] The Sol Conflict (for solar system politicans only)

[McBrain]

Dear Friends of peace and freedom!

The TIA (Titanian Information Agency) has got informations of HIGHEST PRIORITY:

The venusian Military started to send ships to the jupiter and saturn systems.
There are about 120 heavy warships heading towards us.

Please try to get as many space force ships as possible.

McBrain (quoted): "I never thought the venusian government would start a war just because a small copyright
abusement."

Let's work together and beware peace and freedom in the solar system, OUR solar system,

   The Titanian Government



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 00:57 )

[schumanna]

I cliam Astroide Chiron for me! I will make NO peace onless some one can tell me why!

I`d like a big Gas gint like Jupiter and all its moons too, wuhaha

Note: I have Atomic weapons



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:06 )

[Krytom]

We have just received news that the President of OPA himself will be travelling to Europa to meet with the Europan
Leader. Going with him will be the Titanian Governor and several other leaders of the Saturn system. They hope to
discuss what action to take and maybe to send a peace envoy to Venus.

[McBrain]

Oh, NO peace? You will fight against us? (the mighty outer planets)

[Krytom]

Fine, let's just get on with it and destroy them.

[McBrain]

Krytom wrote:
Fine, let's just get on with it and destroy them.

The asteroid?

Hey, comeon, give this poor guy a chance! He only has a small asteroide.

[Atom]

Has the owner of Venus actually commented on this situation?



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:06 )

[McBrain]

Atom wrote:
Has the owner of Venus actually comented on this situation?

Freespace isn't at home.. hrmh.... at venus I wanted to say.

[Krytom]

Yeah, but there are an awful lot of asteroids. We'll use them for target practice.

[McBrain]

Krytom wrote:
Yeah, but there are an awful lot of asteroids. We'll use them for target practice.

OK. Hopefully we don't hit schumanna's asteroid by mistake.

[Atom]

[It's the Europan Government from now on, I just realised my mistake.]

[DanSteph]

You better all shut up, we of the asteroid belt have mounted several
high velocity thruster on many asteroid mainly class 100-200km diameter.

Any attempt to be offensive and your planet will be destroyed.

"rally asteroid government or die"

Dan
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-Asteroid belt commander
-Cracker of the freespace sigi
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Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:09 )

[McBrain]

You forget that we could destroy your asteroids before they impact our planets.

[DanSteph]

Ooops... it seem we made a litle mistake... someone pushed the wrong button...
and it *seem* hem that Ganymede just exploded ..hem well, a litle bit...

We apologies for that... well it was a useless moon after all, not so nice place.

Dan
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-Asteroid belt commander
-Cracker of the freespace sigi
-commander of the dumbest army in the solar system
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Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:15 )

[Atom]

McBrain shush. These guys could be powerful allies. Governments of the Asteroid Belt, I will offer you a protection
fleet of Europan Starships in exchange for your agreement as an ally. Do you accept?

[DanSteph]

McBrain wrote:
You forget that we could destroy your asteroids before they impact our planets.

Not with our new decoy system named "houdini" (spec are kept secret)

Dan
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-Asteroid belt commander
-Cracker of the freespace sigi
-commander of the dumbest army in the solar system
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Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:17 )

[Atom]

Do you accept my offer?

[schumanna]

Lets all hope that the orbits will not change due to the effect or solar system dynamics .  But then again that could
have been YOU! Wuahahah.

Govener of Astroide Chiron

Atom wrote:
Do you accept my offer?

We will discuss this offer



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:21 )

[AphelionHellion]

Kryptom: Like hell you will! As we say around here "Asteroids are beautiful too!"
How'd you like a massive dockworker strike and and a recall of all our cargo transports? We may not have some
massive planet under our flag, but we've got people power

[DanSteph]

Atom wrote:
McBrain shush. These guys could be powerful allies. Governments of the Asteroid Belt, I will offer you a protection
fleet of Europan Starships in exchange for your agreement as an ally. Do you accept?

To European government:

We accept .. howewer we have a litle problem... we lost one of our new asteroid
with the new "houdini" system that make it invisible.. hem last time it was seen aiming
at .. europa...

hem... contact us if you agree for peace we want to sign it really fast
before.. heu before sometime pass... time is precious.

Dan
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-Asteroid belt commander
-Cracker of the freespace sigi
-commander of the dumbest army in the solar system
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[AphelionHellion]

Dan: Nice to have you on board. We at UCAMM need all the diplomats we can get these days

[Atom]

I declare a state of nuetrality with the United Coalition of Asteroids. Do they do the same?
(I'm a student astronaut! Like the flag?)

[DanSteph]

Atom:

We agree with that, nice to have you as ally also...
please if you find our asteroid near your planet or eventually
*into* your planet you will be kind to send it back to us.

Be warned we'll not accept any degradation made to it.

Dan
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-Asteroid belt commander
-Cracker of the freespace sigi
-commander of the dumbest army in the solar system
========================



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:25 )

[AphelionHellion]

Atom: UCAMM accepts your offer in good will.
You know, we tried mounting offensive mass drivers on a few of our asteroids a few years ago and the results were
the opposite of what we intended. The "physicists" responsible were promptly sacked, of course.
Anyway, we're not big on fighting

[AphelionHellion]

I must say I'm still a bit worried that we haven't received a position report yet from Mercury, Earth or Mars. And we
have one of the best long range radio nets around, so I doubt anyone else has received word yet, either.
Is subterfuge afoot??