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Author Topic: [off topic] The Sol Conflict (for solar system politicans only)  (Read 61859 times)

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Offline McBrain

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10 June 2004, 00:54:17
Dear Friends of peace and freedom!

The TIA (Titanian Information Agency) has got informations of HIGHEST PRIORITY:

The venusian Military started to send ships to the jupiter and saturn systems.
There are about 120 heavy warships heading towards us.

Please try to get as many space force ships as possible.

McBrain (quoted): "I never thought the venusian government would start a war just because a small copyright
abusement."

Let's work together and beware peace and freedom in the solar system, OUR solar system,

   The Titanian Government



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Cheers,

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Offline schumanna

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Reply #1 - 10 June 2004, 00:59:30
I cliam Astroide Chiron for me! I will make NO peace onless some one can tell me why!

I`d like a big Gas gint like Jupiter and all its moons too, wuhaha

Note: I have Atomic weapons



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Owner of Astroide Chiron and Alpha Centaury

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand". quoting Homer Simpson

Du & Ich...(Orbiter)...heißt, niemals alleine zu sein

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Reply #2 - 10 June 2004, 01:00:31
We have just received news that the President of OPA himself will be travelling to Europa to meet with the Europan
Leader. Going with him will be the Titanian Governor and several other leaders of the Saturn system. They hope to
discuss what action to take and maybe to send a peace envoy to Venus.



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Reply #3 - 10 June 2004, 01:00:59
Oh, NO peace? You will fight against us? (the mighty outer planets)


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Reply #4 - 10 June 2004, 01:02:44
Fine, let's just get on with it and destroy them. :grrr:



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Reply #5 - 10 June 2004, 01:03:53
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Fine, let's just get on with it and destroy them. :grrr:


The asteroid?

Hey, comeon, give this poor guy a chance! He only has a small asteroide.


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Reply #6 - 10 June 2004, 01:05:03
Has the owner of Venus actually commented on this situation?



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Reply #7 - 10 June 2004, 01:05:48
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Has the owner of Venus actually comented on this situation?


Freespace isn't at home.. hrmh.... at venus I wanted to say.


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Reply #8 - 10 June 2004, 01:05:56
Yeah, but there are an awful lot of asteroids. We'll use them for target practice.



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Reply #9 - 10 June 2004, 01:07:15
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Yeah, but there are an awful lot of asteroids. We'll use them for target practice.


OK. Hopefully we don't hit schumanna's asteroid by mistake. :)


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Reply #10 - 10 June 2004, 01:08:09
[It's the Europan Government from now on, I just realised my mistake.]



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Reply #11 - 10 June 2004, 01:08:52
You better all shut up, we of the asteroid belt have mounted several
high velocity thruster on many asteroid mainly class 100-200km diameter.

Any attempt to be offensive and your planet will be destroyed.

"rally asteroid government or die"

Dan
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Reply #12 - 10 June 2004, 01:10:45
You forget that we could destroy your asteroids before they impact our planets.


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Reply #13 - 10 June 2004, 01:14:36
Ooops... it seem we made a litle mistake... someone pushed the wrong button...
and it *seem* hem that Ganymede just exploded ..hem well, a litle bit...

We apologies for that... well it was a useless moon after all, not so nice place.

Dan
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Reply #14 - 10 June 2004, 01:16:40
McBrain shush. These guys could be powerful allies. Governments of the Asteroid Belt, I will offer you a protection
fleet of Europan Starships in exchange for your agreement as an ally. Do you accept?



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Reply #15 - 10 June 2004, 01:16:59
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You forget that we could destroy your asteroids before they impact our planets.


Not with our new decoy system named "houdini" (spec are kept secret)

Dan
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Reply #16 - 10 June 2004, 01:18:06
Do you accept my offer?



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Reply #17 - 10 June 2004, 01:18:27
Lets all hope that the orbits will not change due to the effect or solar system dynamics .  But then again that could
have been YOU! Wuahahah.

Govener of Astroide Chiron

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Do you accept my offer?



We will discuss this offer



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Owner of Astroide Chiron and Alpha Centaury

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Reply #18 - 10 June 2004, 01:20:10
Kryptom: Like hell you will! As we say around here "Asteroids are beautiful too!"
How'd you like a massive dockworker strike and and a recall of all our cargo transports? We may not have some
massive planet under our flag, but we've got people power :)


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Reply #19 - 10 June 2004, 01:21:15
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Atom wrote:
McBrain shush. These guys could be powerful allies. Governments of the Asteroid Belt, I will offer you a protection
fleet of Europan Starships in exchange for your agreement as an ally. Do you accept?

To European government:

We accept .. howewer we have a litle problem... we lost one of our new asteroid
with the new "houdini" system that make it invisible.. hem last time it was seen aiming
at .. europa...

hem... contact us if you agree for peace we want to sign it really fast
before.. heu before sometime pass... time is precious.

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Reply #20 - 10 June 2004, 01:22:13
Dan: Nice to have you on board. We at UCAMM need all the diplomats we can get these days :)

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Reply #21 - 10 June 2004, 01:22:28
I declare a state of nuetrality with the United Coalition of Asteroids. Do they do the same?
(I'm a student astronaut! Like the flag?)





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Reply #22 - 10 June 2004, 01:24:54
Atom:

We agree with that, nice to have you as ally also...
please if you find our asteroid near your planet or eventually
*into* your planet you will be kind to send it back to us.

Be warned we'll not accept any degradation made to it.

Dan
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Reply #23 - 10 June 2004, 01:25:13
Atom: UCAMM accepts your offer in good will.
You know, we tried mounting offensive mass drivers on a few of our asteroids a few years ago and the results were
the opposite of what we intended. The "physicists" responsible were promptly sacked, of course.
Anyway, we're not big on fighting :)


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Reply #24 - 10 June 2004, 01:28:42
I must say I'm still a bit worried that we haven't received a position report yet from Mercury, Earth or Mars. And we
have one of the best long range radio nets around, so I doubt anyone else has received word yet, either.
Is subterfuge afoot??


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