[off topic] The Sol Conflict (for solar system politicans only)

[McBrain]

DocHoliday wrote:
 

He sucks at programming and modelling.

You sure?

He said it himself.

[Atom]

Krytom wrote:
Wonder if someone could create some scenarios based on this war.

Typical of you Krytom, trying to change the topic. That should be in the scenario thread!

[Atom]

You lot, back on topic.

Anyone want icecubes. We also have a hell of alot of frozen storage room.

[McBrain]

Icecubes!!!! This fits perfectly to my Iced Coffee which stands in front of me.

Atom: The first XP-1 should be arrived now at Europa. Fill it with icecubes and send it to Titan!

[DocHoliday]

How would ya'll like some dry ice??? It's frozen CO2, you take it into your hand, and instead of turning into water it
just evaporates?

Get it with a complimentary red Mars sulfur saturated leather pouch at your local Mars Memorabilia Store(TM)

Cheers,

Your Friendly Martian Salesman

[Krytom]

What's the point in ice cube manufacturng?

Anyway. Uranus makes frizbees that fly sideways on. They're useful/

[McBrain]

How much does it cost?

[Atom]

Buy new peanuts at your local Mars Memorabilia Store, only on Europa.

[Krytom]

What about old peanuts?

[McBrain]

Peanuts!! Baahhhh!!

[Krytom]

I prefer Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!

[McBrain]

Get the BEST chocolate in the solar system at the Titanian Specialities Store (TM)!!! Only on Titan!!
Get it now!!!!

[Atom]

You didn't quite get the point of that post.

I said.

Mars Memorabilia Store, only on Europa.

Doc said.

at your local Mars Memorabilia Store(TM)

[Krytom]

You're trying to breach copyright! Are you?

[McBrain]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not another copyright war!!!!

[DocHoliday]

Thank you kindy, Mr. Atom *bow*

*doc is ready to release the grip on his leashed ferocious lawyer, whose fangs are facing the innocent looking
trademark violator* So, Mr. MacBrain? learning nothing from the freespace fiasco? you need to purchase a
franchise, then the lawyer will drop dead

[Atom]

Hehe.

[Krytom]

Hoho.

[McBrain]

Hihi.   dadadadatadada....... tututudunnedidunsalala

[DocHoliday]

You mock me, eh??

*doc releases the blawyerhound (a Martian version of a bloodhound for financial problem solving) and it runs off
toward McBrain, writting court subpoenas, checking various laws and regulations, bribing further blawyerhounds to
join him, paying off judges, politicians and all the rest, loosing so much breath, that it drops dead in front of McBrain*

Daymn... Shakespeare was right, wadn't he?

[McBrain]

Now, Doc, my English is not enough to understand your text. May you please reformulate it so that I can understand it?

[DanSteph]

-Yes master ?

-You can call back the asteroid that hang over mar's town, we finally won.
-Call also McBrain to tell him that he can have 50% of mars as we planned

Long live the asteroid belt !

HAIL ME !

Dan
====================
-commander of the asteroid belt
-master of 50% of mars
====================



Post Edited ( 06-11-04 17:59 )

[Krytom]

You don't really need to understand it. Basicly the thing just dies trying to get to you.

[McBrain]

Yeah, Dan!!!!!!!!

Hail Probe!!!!!!!

[DocHoliday]

Well let me rephrase that for me young friend here..

See a blawyerhound is a subbreed of the famous canine, indiginous to Sol III. However, the atmospheric anomalies
on the surface of Sol IV (Mars, eh) have precipitated an untoward change in the aforementioned mammal, giving him
the generally anoying attribtes of professional lawyer (good lawyers that is to say), while preserving its hunting and
search-destroy qualities. Now, the mammal in question detect breaches of law and immediatelly proceeds to
exterminate the offender, while making sure proper measure are taken to protect its own legal standing regarding
the irrelevant matter of murder being committed concurrently

Now, the aforementioned honorable gentleman, Mr. Shakespeare stated in one of his many literary works, that
lawyers generally should be slain. Taking into account the failure of my own advanced version of this professional, I
am quite inclined to agree

Heh, was this more to your comprehension, right honorable Sir MacBrian?