Krytom wrote:
> Well Brenton, you also got it in one.
> Except for the fact that the Krytom account is actually shared
> between my best friend and i. We
> set it up like that when my e-mail was down and we kept it like
> this. Both our names are Tom, and
> we are fans of Red Dwarf. So it came together quite well.
>
>
> Krytom
Read this and laugh Krytom... This is a bit of dialogue from Series 3:
KRYTEN: I can fit a number of add-ons into my groinal socket.
LISTER: So, you can fit an egg-whisk and whip up a Spanish omelette?
KRYTEN: Yes, sir, but it's surprising how few people are prepared to eat them.
Another bit of dialogue (series unknown):
HOLLY: We need some more supplies
LISTER: Like what?
HOLLY: Fresh cows' milk. Ran out of that years ago.
LISTER: What milk are we on now then?
HOLLY: Emergency backup. We're on the dogs' milk.
LISTER (chokes): Dogs' milk?!
HOLLY: It's good stuff, dogs' milk.
LISTER: Why didn't you tell me?
HOLLY: What, and spoil your breakfast?
HOLLY: One of the good things about dogs' milk is that when it's off, it smells exactly the same as
when it's fresh.
LISTER: (makes noise of disgust)
HOLLY: Also, it lasts longer than any other milk.
LISTER: Why?
HOLLY: No b*gg*r'll drink it!
I'm also a Red Dwarf fan!
UAF_Lt_Brenton
P.S. I've got a skutter here asking me for the address of the John Wayne fan club