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freespace2dotcom wrote:Okay, first: no, I wasn't aware of red vs blue, But I have a feeling that I'm going to suck up all their bandwith really soon. Second: I thought up another story plot. (or is it just random humor? you decide.) you can have it this time. ------And so, the story begins..... T minus 10 minutes and counting until launch.....Pilot: Well, we're finally going to go into space.Passenger#1: Damn, I have to pee! lemme go! There's still time to get back!Pilot: Hey, you have a suit, and taxpayers have paid millions for the technology that went into it. So use it as it was supposed to be used for.Passenger#1: You can't possibly mean...Pilot: Do your business in your suit. then shut up. In the order you prefer.Passenger#1: But, but!Passenger#2: (whacks #1 over the head with a calulator, knocking him unconsious.)Pilot: Thanks.Passenger#2: No prob.5 minutes, and one headache later.Passenger#1: Oh, I can't believe that happened! I can hear it swooshing in there. You guys are terrible!Passenger#3: How did this idot get chosen to fly with us?Pilot: He's for public relations.All: *sigh*Passenger#4: Well, it could be worse, at least we know who the first person out the hatch after a CO2 scrubber failure will be. All but Passenger#1: *laughs*Passenger#1: *doesn't get the joke*Another 4 minutes, and 50 seconds later.Pilot: hang on! 3-2-1.... Blast off!Everyone braces for the added G's of acceleration, but...2 minutes later..Passenger#1: Are we there yet?Pilot: No.Passenger#1: Are we there yet?Pilot: No.Passenger#1: Are we there yet?Pilot: No!Passenger#1: Are we there yet?Pilot: No! Damn it!Passenger#1: Are we there yet?Passenger#4: *Cuts #1's seat belts with a knife, causing him to fall to the back of the ship hard, losing conscienceness.*Pilot: Thanks!Passenger#4: It's what we're here for. -----------cool, eh? And I came up with all this as I wrote it. I could go on for hours... Note that I like humor.