>Do you have any interesting one to share?
"Interesting"? Perhaps to an archaeologist... The date stamp on the
file these came from was "11/30/1993 11:07pm" (only a few minutes off from
-exactly- 14 years ago! (Yes, I have a hard time throwing things away).
These came from newsgroup postings, and some are pretty obscure
(unless you're old enough to remember Beakman's World, The Firesign
Theatre, The Who's Tommy, Stephen Wright, and the three-way tie between
the MTV, Vivid and POV raytracers). The only one I'm personally responsible
for is the quote from Yoda, which I still tack onto an email now and then.
Mother Earth: A magnet you can stick your refrigerator on. Lester D. Rat
I want a GNU drug.
If u say "mission critical", I pull the trigger. Got it?
If I hear the phrase "mission critical" ONE MORE TIME...
Users are losers.
Honey, they're in everybody's eggs.
...It's so fast it can do an infinite loop in 30 seconds
The paperless office looked good on paper.
"Rectum!? It damn near killed him!"
Welcome to Jurasic Park.
With friends like this, who need anemones.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. M.Twain
Calvin, Boy of...Destiny.
Simon sez DIR *.BAK... Simon sez DEL *.BAK... DEL *.*
I never met a grapefruit I didn't like.
DOS boot. "Das Boot". *Not* the same thing!
R.E.M.lessly adrift, in Taichens Rift
My phone number is prime. How about yours?
Imitate the sundial's ways, count only the pleasant days.
Try not. Do, or Do Not. There is no try --- Yoda
Never plumb on Sunday
I'm so happy, if I had a tail, I'd wag it.
One does not applaud the tenor for clearing his throat.
My ex-wife gives good headaches
...and I used to think HP stood for "Hewlett Packard"
Ever since I was a young boy, I've raytraced silver balls
"Mongo don't know; Mongo but pawn in game of life..."
Good tea. Nice house.
Serenity Initialization String:AT1DAAT
"Mooo, Farmer Bob. Mooooo...."
Cyberspace! It still makes me dizzy!
"Loose lips, pink slips" -- Duffy
The soul is dyed with the color of its leisure thoughts.
'NO' is a complete sentence.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
"Ya think slower when ya graze" --- Holling
If it doesn't fit, you're not hitting it hard enough.
Q:What do you get when you cross Apple with IBM? A:IBM
Time flies; but remember, you are the navigator.
Cry all you want, you'll pee less.
If you've got what it takes, we'll take what you've got.
I like the future. I'm in it.
Klein bottle for sale...inquire within
Silly is a state of mind, stupid is a way of life
Heisengberg might have been here.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
The Street finds its own uses for technology.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
C'est what, beaux eaux?
I think, therefore I'm single.
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
All I ask of my body is that it carry around my head.
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
I'm Pink. Therefore I'm Spam
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#include <std.disclaimer>
So many bytes, so few cps.
C code. C code run. Run, code, run... PLEASE!
I'm not bad ... I'm just drawn that way
Nothing can stop him. Not even common sense.
Draftsmen draw their own conclusions
Yes, we have no Nirvanas, we have no Nirvanas today.
You gotta walk it like you talk it!
Son, fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
Hey! Don't pick up that phoW/;a =CRg
What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants?
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Woman.zip.....Great program, but no documentation!
When the going gets tough, upgrade.
Choosy perverts choose GIF.
HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE..
"Who is John Galt?", shrugged Atlas.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.
Take my advice...I'm not using it.
ACK and you shall receive. (NAK NAK?)
When in doubt, truncat
Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.
Are you sure? (Y/N/M) [Maybe]
Love: The illusion that women are not all alike.
[[CLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERS]]
An educated market is a powerful tool for change.
There's a seeker born every minute.
It *is* a little like having bees living in your head.
PEACE! (BY OVERWHELMING MILITARY & ECONOMIC SUPERIORITY)
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
If only AT&T knew what I was dow2XO1:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Monolith Mall: My god! It's full of stores!
Tagline melodrama: :-D ;-< :-\ :-> :-]
Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded!
Why ask why? huh?
Sound Has Very Little To Do With Music.....
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy
Strike any user when ready...
C:\DOS, C:\DOS\RUN, RUN\DOS\RUN
Age & treachery wins over youth & skill
CHR$(32)...the Final Frontier...these are the voyages...
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average....
Support mental health... or I'll kill you!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Never light a fart in polyester pants.
If you're on the cutting edge, expect to bleed.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
CURVED UNIVERSE THEORY: What goes around comes around!
When one has good health it is not serious to be ill.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
...Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
I've formatted and I can't boot up!
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
You have the right to remain silent.
Gene Police!....YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels..
A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato.
When you win the rat-race, you're still a rat.
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I can't stand
The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
You can have DV, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
This tagline is *not* &^%&% upside down!
The fact that it works in immaterial
Practice safe algebra... use brackets!
If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
Oh, no! Not *ANOTHER* learning experience!
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!
OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE'[sigh]
"I never met a chocolate I didn't like" --- Troi
GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!
I wish I didn't have ca witi%g!!
Wh t w hav h re is a fa lure to communi
Real programmers use 'copy con PROGRAM.EXE'.
PR-Man and Coy at Alacrity. Shaka when the walls fell.
"Our program who art in memory, Hello be thy name..."
"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end" -Spock
Vivid, this is not your father's ray tracer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
Put up for adoption, Retry, Fail?
The Final Jeapordy Answer is: 42. Write your questions.
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Death is just God's way of dropping Carrier Detect
Set Stasers on Fun.
I'm a seriosly demented, paranoid schizophrenic: kiss me.
I've seen the future, and its a re-run....
Clip me, transform me, make me write bad checks.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
If it screams, it's not food.
If you continually give you will continually have.
Double click on *that*, pal!
Vivid 2.0. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Real programmers innovate, others litigate!
No shirt, no shoes, no replies
"TV is chewing gum for the eyes" - F L Wright
If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0...
I'm a seriously demented, paranoid schizophrenic: Kiss me
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
I'm not lost - I'm just locationally challenged.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Animals have no money because they have no pockets.
Some find fault like there was a reward for it.
Lights... Camera... Refraction.
Confucious: Never Mind the Tricks, Is the dog Tender?
Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
Putting off my procrastinating till tomorrow
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
day++; dollar++;
Got a dog for my girlfriend. Fair trade.
Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable: Use the FORKS, Luke!
Bad Command. Bad, Bad, Command! Sit! Staaaaay...
There arent't enough O's in Smoooooooth to describe it...
if exist \BELFRY\*.BAT echo You have bats in your belfry!
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
I'll have the red faced Quayle with a baked potatoe
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it.
Life would be easier if I had the source code...
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Jump up and down on the keyboard to continue...
Borger King. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^ux{i^NO CARRIER
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
...and that's when the antimatter hit the fan.
"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh."
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow.
I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway...
*'M ST*P*D - I'd like to buy a vowel Pat, an 'O'
Winter is Nature's way of saying "Up yours!"
grep me no patterns, I'll tell you no lines
She criticized my house, so I knocked her flat.
I love the smell of Technology in the morning
This tagline is printed with 100% recycled electrons.
That's the problem with the gene pool, no life guard.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Build-a-Tagline Kit -> asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm.?",:;$
Press ctrl-alt-shift-insert-F6 to continue_
Freudian Slip: Saying one thing when you mean a mother.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude.
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Features should be discovered, not documented.
Well paint me green and call be Gumby!
God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is "No".
Not everything that counts can be counted.
Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event.
Pets are fun. My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!! --><--
HAL 9000: You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?
"Oh, very GOOD, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
We're replaced the Dilithium with Folgers crystals.
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.
How come vices are more habit forming than virtues?
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something.
You ought to be in pixels
You are in a little twisting maze of install diskettes.
Denial - It's not just a river in Egypt
"Life is either a struggle, or a wiggle" --- Paul Lyons
Healthy Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
If you're not confused, you haven't been paying attention
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