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Offline Atom

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Reply #50 - 09 August 2004, 11:32:34
Yeah that was funny.



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Reply #51 - 09 August 2004, 11:37:58
Heh, well this kind of humor sort of escapes me :)

Well if you can abbreviate to freespace, then you should try DOC eh? :)


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Reply #52 - 09 August 2004, 11:39:23


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Reply #53 - 09 August 2004, 11:43:00


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Reply #54 - 09 August 2004, 12:32:30
That's astonishing!

:sick:


:lol:


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Reply #55 - 09 August 2004, 12:47:20
Hey, I found this:

http://r-e.co.il/article/0407131137/

It's really funny. Maybe mcbrain would be nice and tell us a bit of what's said.



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Reply #56 - 09 August 2004, 12:49:23
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Heh, well this kind of humor sort of escapes me :)

Well if you can abbreviate to freespace, then you should try DOC eh? :)
If you can shorten yours to "doc" then I can shorten mine to just "free" :)



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Reply #57 - 09 August 2004, 13:19:46
Yeah, I knew that one! :)

At the beginning, Klaus get's his fork lift drivers licence.

Then, his first day at work begins. First he checks his fork lift (Brakes, lifting gear,...)
When he meets the man in the red jacket, this man ask him to get him up to the upper rack with his fork lift.
But this isn't allowed. But Klaus does it regardless of all warnings. (the remaining seconds of this scene are self-explanatory :) usually you have to use a special device for lifting persons)
When the knife is sticked into the man's head, the bell rings again, but not because of the emergency, but because of the lunch break.
Then, his fork lift won't start and the man wants to repair it. But Klaus learned: when the fork lift is broken, then he MUST call a special repair service, and he or others MUST not try to repair it themselves. You see what can happen... :)

At the next scene, he should actually fix the slip invulnerable metal plate onto the forks, because when he does not... :)
The remaining movie is self-explanatory, I think.


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Reply #58 - 09 August 2004, 13:24:03
damn got me again.

That movie is plain cruel :)


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Reply #59 - 09 August 2004, 13:26:05
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damn got me again.

That movie is plain cruel :)


Exactly! :finger:


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Reply #60 - 09 August 2004, 13:26:48
indeed. :)

I thought the whole thing was pretty self explanatory, but it's nice to know that. :)

I laughed so hard the first time I watched it, I had a hard time breathing.



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Reply #61 - 09 August 2004, 13:35:23
I envy you, I usually can't bring myself to laugh at those. I guess I imagine it being real too much :)


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Reply #62 - 09 August 2004, 13:40:32
How can you not laugh at those? It was made so poorly, you couldn't help but laugh at it.

How the guy felt the knife after it went in his head, and how he walked away.

then the guy whistles at the girl, and then. boom! the screaming ensues!

And then the scene with the guy with the protective headset.

Oh. I'm chuckling at just thinking of it.



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Reply #63 - 09 August 2004, 14:36:20
http://www.pokia.com/
hehe, me'ssa like it!!


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Reply #64 - 09 August 2004, 14:52:36
Alright someone explain this:
http://r-e.co.il/movies/?f=alan_vegasfunflydemo_2004.wmv

I seem to recall there are some inherent instabilities with helicopters so they can NOT fly inverted, let alone rise
inverted... not to mention all the rest. It just defies Newton...

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Reply #65 - 09 August 2004, 15:26:31
Hi everyone,
                   greatings from Ireland. :)  Hope you are all keeping well.  Most now chatch up now what I missed here. :)

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Reply #66 - 09 August 2004, 15:56:29
Oolala!!!

Good to hear from you!!

What's new with you???


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Reply #67 - 09 August 2004, 16:07:56
Hey Schumanna!!! :friend: :)

Great to see you here!!
How are you?


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Reply #68 - 09 August 2004, 18:25:09
hehe,  I'm great.  Dublin is soooo cool!!!
Am keeping busy with many job interviews with IT firms.  Am missing Orbiter thugh. :)  Wont be able to chat here
much ontill I move again.  How are you all?  Doc hows the project?  McBrain sorry just gat your old thread.  Yes
everyone can use my contact page. :) hehe

Schumanna!


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Reply #69 - 09 August 2004, 21:13:01
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Nous sommes tres desoles... :)





oui, VU   oui savon doux  8)

pas javelliser   :fool:  si pas javer!!!!!

desole ;)


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Reply #70 - 09 August 2004, 23:36:41
I am now the
4th LIVING LEGEND
[/color][/glow]

:flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower:
:flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower:

Now I will have to change my sigi.....



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Reply #71 - 09 August 2004, 23:41:16
Hey, congrats!!!!! :gift:

:wor: :wor:

:badsmile:


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Reply #72 - 10 August 2004, 08:18:30
Congrats, :)


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Reply #73 - 10 August 2004, 11:42:28
hehe.. Who will be the 5th?

I wonder...



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Reply #74 - 10 August 2004, 12:33:59
I've updated the sigi.

Now they can't sue me for usin Kryten's head. :badsmile:

BTW: When is this: :love: going to be used on this forum.