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Title: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 11:58:46
The dictatorship of freespace2dotcom over the copyrighted sigi form
make me feel that I must react.

So here a cracked empty sigi form:


=========================
-
-
-
=========================
CrAckZ bY DanStooph TeAmZ


"FreeZ the wOrld" :)


Dan
"you guys kill me with your sigi form" :)



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 12:02 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 12:12:15
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8822/copyright.jpg)



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 12:13 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 09 June 2004, 12:20:23
I'm astonished!! Dan's a good guy! I thought we knew him... I thought... I mean, I never thought he'd be
involved in this sort of shady business! I... I don't know WHAT to think, now... My faith in humanity has been shaken,
forever. I think... I think I need to sit down and collect my thoughts...
Sigi piracy... Wow.

Well, I guess I can deal with this...
That is, if they let Dan keep up his Orbiter work in prison :)
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 12:24:58
yeah, I know. It's sad. I will grant him computer privileges, but only if he cooperates with our investigation of his co-
conspirators. he clearly mentioned a "team"

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 12:59:58
Feeespace sucks!! booo, let DanSteph go!!  Dictator!!!!

*Doc rips off his sigi* :)

End of dumb obedience! I give allegience no more! Down with Freespaces of the World! :)

I uncover my involvment with CrAckZ bY DanStooph TeAmZ and expect no less than to be abused in the same myrtor
kind of way! Long live the CrAckZ - R uS!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 13:02:00
Quote
Janez / Doc Holiday
========================================
Founder of GSI
Creator of the Direct Ascent to ISS Maneuver & Scenario
[bold]CrAckZ bY DanStooph TeAmZ member![/bold]
====================================


doc, you can see the tags in your pirated sigi. they're no good. face it, dan belongs where he is.

Edit: you may have patched it, but the whole world now knows that you did screw it up.



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 13:02 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: anonymous on 09 June 2004, 13:05:14
pssst that's me dan, I escaped from jail...

it's an horrible error, someone posted the crack under my name i'm innocent.

do something... help
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: anonymous on 09 June 2004, 13:09:59
Notice I found a litle medal near the cracked door to enter the forum
with my name. there is a small text on it but it's hardly readable
anyway what I can read is something like "Droc" or "boc"  and "iiday" or "liday"

anyone have an idea ? :)

Dan
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 13:22:50
You are all lucky I don't have Photoshop at work, or I'd have a field day :)))

Freespace that was a nice trick, trying to forge a quote with my sigi, but the people know better! :) You are only
deepening the pit from which you will have to crawl out, eventually and with not much success I might add :)

Dan, you traitor!!! :)

Block-iday! (in succession of the King of Sarcasm) :)
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 13:48:27
Good news ! I was officialy relaxed from charges
the evidences found clearly show that it was a conspiracy.

Now the agents are searching a guy possibly named
"Drocliday" or something like that.

Perhaps someone involved in add-ons devellopement lately ?

Any thought Doc ? :)

Btw I bought the original sigi, of course it's a bit
annoying that we can't get ride of the end user
license but how does it look ? :)

Dan
=====================
- forum admin
=====================
This sigi was bought on freespace.com
EULA: All title and intellectual property rights
in and to the FREESPACE PRODUCT
(including but not limited to any images,
photographs, animations, video, audio,
music, CGI scripts, C programs, scripts,
HTML code, text, JavaScript (including
VBScript), and "applets" incorporated
into the SOFTWARE PRODUCT), the
accompanying printed materials, and
any copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT
are owned wholly by FREESPACE. All title
and intellectual property rights in and
to the content which may be accessed
through use of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT
is the property of the respective content
owner and may be protected by applicable
copyright or other intellectual property
laws and treaties. This EULA grants you
no rights to use such content. All rights
not expressly granted are reserved by
FREESPACE.




Post Edited ( 06-09-04 13:49 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 13:57:34
You swindled me...... *doc sits in the corner pouting*

Yeah the sigi would be nice, IF IT SUPPORTED so many characters :rant:

*doc returns to his pouting* now, I'm not talking to you..... keep the damn crown Free.

:)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 14:48:23
I have really enough of the sig trouble!!!!!!!!!!

I call for more creativity at the creation of signatures!!!!
Look at my example! :) ( :top: )

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 15:19:53
Hehe, okay, I'm going for an original one myself :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 15:21:29
That's WAY better!!! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 16:14:32
mhhh can I have money back ? I'm not satisfied with mine
finally. Freespace's product seem to not fill its promise.

or EULA forbid any sig change ? :)

Dan
=====================
- forum admin
=====================
This sigi was bought on freespace.com
EULA: All title and intellectual property rights
in and to the FREESPACE PRODUCT
(including but not limited to any images,
photographs, animations, video, audio,
music, CGI scripts, C programs, scripts,
HTML code, text, JavaScript (including
VBScript), and "applets" incorporated
into the SOFTWARE PRODUCT), the
accompanying printed materials, and
any copies of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT
are owned wholly by FREESPACE. All title
and intellectual property rights in and
to the content which may be accessed
through use of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT
is the property of the respective content
owner and may be protected by applicable
copyright or other intellectual property
laws and treaties. This EULA grants you
no rights to use such content. All rights
not expressly granted are reserved by
FREESPACE.




Post Edited ( 06-09-04 16:15 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 16:26:37
Hehe, Freespace is gonna be pissed off when he gets back from school :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 16:43:01
To all "Freespace2dotcom-Signature (C)" users:

Change you signature immediately!!!
It contains a bug that will allow a big virus attack on you PC system!

It's recommended that you never use a "Freespace2dotcom-Signature (C)" again,
but change to a more individually signature.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 16:47:46
Quote
McBrain wrote:
Change you signature immediately!!!
It contains a bug that will allow a big virus attack on you PC system!


Hey that's a free bash#ng and a l#e # d#dn't saw any odd th#ngs happen#ng wh#le
us#ng the s#g# of freespace (a b#t expens#ve but hey)

Dan
=====================
- forum adm#n
=====================
Th#s s#g# was bought on freespace.com
EULA: All t#tle and #ntellectual property r#ghts
#n and to the FREESPACE PRODUCT
(#nclud#ng but not l#m#ted to any #mages,
photographs, an#mat#ons, v#deo, aud#o,
mus#c, CG# scr#pts, C programs, scr#pts,
HTML code, text, JavaScr#pt (#nclud#ng
VBScr#pt), and "applets" #ncorporated
#nto the SOFTWARE PRODUCT), the
accompany#ng pr#nted mater#als, and
any cop#es of the SOFTWARE PRO#%ç*"..............


DISK ERROR: UNKNOW ERROR, USER DISCONNECTED



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 16:52 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 16:53:01
Damn!! F*ck!!!!! It's tooooooooooo late, Dan!!! Your computer is already infected!!!!

When you read this, your only chance to save your PC (not your files) is to format all harddisks in your PC.
Freespace2dotcom will be taken to court. We found a irrefutable clue for Freespace2dotcom's guiltyness.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 16:54:58
Quote
DanSteph wrote:
Quote
McBrain wrote:
Change you signature immediately!!!
Quote
=====================
- forum adm#n
=====================
Th#s s#g# was bought on freespace.com
EULA: All t#tle and #ntellectual property r#ghts
#n and to the FREESPACE PRODUCT
(#nclud#ng but not l#m#ted to any #mages,
photographs, an#mat#ons, v#deo, aud#o,
mus#c, CG# scr#pts, C programs, scr#pts,
HTML code, text, JavaScr#pt (#nclud#ng
VBScr#pt), and "applets" #ncorporated
#nto the SOFTWARE PRODUCT), the
accompany#ng pr#nted mater#als, and
any cop#es of the SOFTWARE PRO#%ç*"..............


DISK ERROR: UNKNOW ERROR, USER DISCONNECTED

Sh*t!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 16:59:10
Yes I tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............

DISK ERROR: UNKNOW ERROR, USER DISCONNECTED
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 16:59:32
what's the ffffffffff...........

DISK ERROR: UNKNOW ERROR, USER DISCONNECTED
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 17:00:57
:bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug:

|\|0VV U 73LL M3!!!!!

:drunk:



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 17:01 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 17:01:04
Er.... Freespace, this will be very expensive! FOR YOU!!!!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 17:01:55
Quote
DocHoliday wrote:
:bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug::bug:

|\|0VV U 73LL M3!!!!!

:drunk:

Hmm..... You sigi seems to work properly. Strange, strange....

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 09 June 2004, 17:06:53
I like my sigi. I gave up the old Freespace sigi when he copywrited it. Because I could not fit it in! Shall we confiscate
Venus from Freespace? (Too piss him off). or we could blow it up with Doc's death star. Hehe. Darth Doc. Hehe.

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8822/copyright.jpg)

How come Freespace gets agents?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 17:07:59
The forum is also infected:

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Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 09 June 2004, 17:20:56
I've had that before.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 09 June 2004, 17:37:17
Darth Doc, hehe, kind of sounds like Dark Dog :) mean anyway!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 09 June 2004, 17:57:28
Quote
McBrain wrote:
The forum is also infected:
-------------------------------------------------
MySQL server has gone away


I complained today about sql server being slow and making error, they answered that
they work on it and will add more filer today and tonight , things *may* get better
tomorow.

Dan



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 17:59 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 20:11:13
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7922/funny.jpg)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 20:27:46
Er.... Freespace? Don't you think you go a bit too far? But, if you want war, I have no problem with that! I have the better warspaceships.
And about the boycott: Noone is forced to use you sig form. And as well, noone who uses it is forced to stay with it.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 20:30:19
It's all in good fun. ;) I'm just trying to mimic what the american government would do, to be honest... just with a taste of freespace-style humor.

However. You may have the better ships, but I have the top-notch weapons of mass destruction. :)



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 20:31 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 20:39:20
Quote
I'm just trying to mimic what the american government would do, to be honest...

This fits exatly to the "would be reaction" of the US government. :)

Weapons of mass destruction? Like the Death Star? :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 09 June 2004, 20:57:54
Quote
McBrain wrote:
Weapons of mass destruction? Like the Death Star? :)

mine are like this:

1. worldwide plagues of locusts
2. space mirrors designed to melt earth's poles
3. good old fashioned nukes (not for surface detonation, but at high altitudes. EMP anyone? It's not fun to occupy a
city in rubble..)
4. new high tech nukes (based on fusion. much more fun to watch on the surface, but only as last resort)
5. Electro-magnetic weather controller. (how does a hurricane/typhoon over every major city sound?)
6. earthquake generator. (to test my car's shock absorbers. can your car handle a 12 on the richter scale?)
7. a decent sized asteroid in earth orbit... (to keep those dinosaurs at bay) ;)

with just one of those things, you can have earth begging for you to take over. :)



Post Edited ( 06-09-04 20:59 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 21:27:00
Ah...really nice....er........How's life on venus?

I have the Death Star. That's enough for destroying venus with one shot. :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 09 June 2004, 21:27:34
Ah...really nice....er........How's life on venus?

I have the Death Star. That's enough for destroying venus with one shot. :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 09 June 2004, 21:42:12
Not only has this thread crossed the ATOST, (Aphelion's Terminal Online Silliness Threshold) but it's left it thousands of
miles below :)
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: harmsway on 09 June 2004, 21:54:17
I wish I had a sigi.......where's my sigi...I know its around here somewhere

:cry:


here sigi..sniff..here
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 09 June 2004, 22:51:23
An extract from the 'Sol News Channel'.

'The Europan military is on code yellow. The government has agreed that no action will be taken against the planet
Venus unless Europa is directly attacked. They have also agreed to allow McBrain and DocHoliday sanctuary until this
is sorted out. As I said if Europa is attacked then it's government and people will be forced to defend themselves,
and as one of the three major superpowers in this solar system this could be devastating. In other news...'

This could turn into a full scale strategy game. ;)



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:12 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: schumanna on 10 June 2004, 00:13:01
You people are all funny.  We should start also a story on this. :) DanSteph arrested for Act of Piracy or framed?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 10 June 2004, 00:17:39
Also, an extract from jupiternews.sol.com states:

'The Uranian leader, seeing that this conflict was inevitable, had summoned the leaders of the outer planets, Saturn,
Neptune and Pluto, to discuss what action to take in this interplanitary war. A descision was finally made, that all
planet's were to unite with the moons of Jupiter and defend against attacks from Venus. The main scource of the
Outer Planitary Alliance's (OPA) military might will come from most of Saturn's moons, where starfleets will be created
with great speed and efficiency. There have even been talks of a new Death Star being created at Neptune. Only
time will tell what will happen to this solar system after the conflic starts....'

This is much more than just a strategy game. :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 10 June 2004, 00:18:54
Easy fellas... You have to actually successfully get from Venus to Europa (or vice versa) before you can attack anyone
 :)  Has anyone here actually done this without using the avsim TIE fighter or something similarly unrealistic? Anyone?
Anyone?

*queue crickets chirping*
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 10 June 2004, 00:36:04
Latest News Report from Sol News Channel

'Sol edging on disaster. War seems imminent.


The Europan government has released information that is currently has under construction a secret weapon project.
Also the ESN (Europan System Navy) has been deployed and is currently spread around the Jupiter system to defend
the Jovian Mining Colonies from attack. Also a large number of Europan scouts have been seen all around the solar
system. There are also rumours the ESFC (Europan System Fighter Command) have been put on to full alert and are
making regular patrols of the Jovian system.

It seems obvious that the solar system is preparing for war, but there still has been no statement from the United
Nations of Earth or from the Venusian government. When word is heard from them things could get a whole lot worse
or a whole lot better. But we shall see.'

Who owns Earth anyway? This is fun.



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:13 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 10 June 2004, 00:39:33
As chief delegate heading both the asteroid belt colony and Martian Moon congress, and first ambassador to Mars, I
feel the time has come to declare our neutrality in this gathering conflict. My people have no need for violence, outside
the occasional drunken recreational fistfight. We are a simple freedom loving breed. We seek nothing more than some
rocks, some fuel, and some good imported beer. However, as we must face the fact that we are more or less in the
middle of this growing storm, cosmographically speaking, we know that we cannot ignore these interplanetary
tensions.
We will continue to keep our airdocks, beacons, supply stations and trading posts operational, and we will favor no
political or military party in our services. Rules of neutrality apply, of course - no armed ships shall be docked at our
facility, though we will be happy to send shuttles to deliver any supplies or workers you many need.
Regretfully, this situation has greatly increased the demand for fuel and raw materials, as well as skilled shipcrafters,
faster than our industries can compensate, so you may find prices and rates to be quite a bit higher than normal.
Please rest assured that there's nothing we can do about this at the moment, but we stand committed to making sure
that our quality of workmanship and manufacture is commensurate with these signifigantly elevated costs.
Thank you all. We look forward to many peaceful (and profitable) dealings with you all citizens of the biggest little solar system in the galaxy :)



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 00:55 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 10 June 2004, 00:40:00
I claim Titan, one of Saturns moons as my own now!

(Mostly because it has an atmosphere :) )

I will join the war, if it's necessary.

The Titanian Republic will make peace in our solar system!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 10 June 2004, 00:51:11
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6234/EuropanFlag.JPG)
Long Live Europa.



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:10 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 10 June 2004, 00:54:20
You'll be creating my Fleet then will you McBrain? As I said, production will take place on the moons of Saturn,
especially Titan come to think of it.

State of the solar system at the moment:

Mercury - innocent bystander
Venus - has declared war against Doc Holiday
Earth - ?????
Mars - has turned neutral. Boring! :pfff:
Jupiter - The planet's moons are playing host to the Allies' fleet of starships
Saturn - This planet's moons are creating a new and powerful fleet of starships
Uranus - Centre of command for OPA
Neptune - Enjoying the ride.
Pluto - Not so innocent bystander

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 10 June 2004, 00:56:50
OK, let's take place the production on Titan.

But we should discuss the status on the new topic I just opened.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 10 June 2004, 00:58:49
And now we have a solar system war started because of a litle sigi crack....
Where will stop humain foolness ? :)

Dan
============================
-This is heuu a sigi.. yes ..hmm err a sigi
-peace is .. good, yes.. good.
-Sucking sigi (C) DanSteph
============================
Buy your sucking sigi at sucksigi.com
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 10 June 2004, 00:59:49
Ask freespace! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 10 June 2004, 01:03:15
The Europan government thanks all for help.

Quote
Easy fellas... You have to actually successfully get from Venus to Europa (or vice versa) before you can attack
anyone
 Has anyone here actually done this without using the avsim TIE fighter or something similarly unrealistic? Anyone?
Anyone?


20 years ago, to make interplanetary trade feasable the United Nations of Earth along with a host of other worlds
conduted a great amount of research into new drives. They found one...(this is where someone else explains the
drive ;))

The drive is now default in all ships, including military. Thus allowing great distances to be travelled in a few days or
weeks. Although remote missiles have also been equiped with this drive, causing a great threat. Almost a Second
Cold War. Only much bigger.



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 01:11 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 10 June 2004, 01:06:06
The president of Mars is actually on a ski vacation at Olympus Mons - however he instructed me that neutrality would
be his policy in a situation such as this, and for the sake of the welfare of my own constituents, I wholeheartedly
agree. However I'd expected him to return by now. We may need to elect a temporary replacement until he gets back.

Anyway, were we to take sides in this matter, that'd pretty much halve our potential sales demographic :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: reekchaa on 10 June 2004, 03:31:40
Heheh.. that's some Good, Funny stuff I've missed out on up there.

And just look at Elite Hacker, DanSteph... Fleeing Switzerland for an even MORE neutral country.  ;)
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5162/DanJolie.jpg)

Wait.. Is that his Hackers Counterpart, Angelina Jolie ?  Crash N' Burn together again?

..and is that captain Stewie? suggesting that a 'sexy party' is about to ensue?  :)







Oh crap.. Agent Freespace just got word (http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2396/agentFreespace.gif)

DanSteph... the envy of All Hackers (http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7959/neo2dan.jpg)
 Hmm... Ever notice how Dan and Neo both have 3 letters in their name?

-=+ Reekchaa }  
DanStooph TeAmZ
"FreeZ the wOrld"

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 10 June 2004, 04:00:16
*LMAO* reekchaa
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 10 June 2004, 05:09:40
the official word from venus is this:

We agree to allow the fugitives sanctuary on their chosen moons. however. Should they leave their chosen
refuge, then they are "open prey." The King of Venus expresses apologies to the leaders of said moons, and did not
wish to imply that a full scale war between said powers and venus was imminent. Freespace2dotcom is a respecter of
the intersolar community, and has no wish to waste excess resources over "just two men"

In other news, freespace2dotcom has engaged in talks with AphelionHellion over buying enough mass from the
asteroid belt to park in venus' orbit and creating a venusian moon in proportion to terran standards....([img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2517/fakeflaggy.jpg)
Behold Freespace's flag. There's no meaning behind it, but it DOES hurt the eyes. :)

Note the clear, blatant, intentional non-use of heraldry. it's not the final flag.. I just wanted to feel special by having one...



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 05:10 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 10 June 2004, 08:21:24
*intro music* * camera pans down to the Olympus Mons high plateau, a big ski resort comes into view, shadowed
only by a looming modernistic castle. Tha camera further pans through one of the windows into the building, slowly
making its way to the throne room. A dark figure is seated upon it, breathing slowly as it watched the many displays
on the opposite wall*

*shhh pooooh* Goood... everything is going according to plan. Messanger, send word to Prime Minister AH, I am very
pleased with his work so far. Mars's neutrality in this matter is about to end. Tell him to take station on Phobos and
await my further instructions. Contact President McBrain and tell him, his Mars Glider project stands at a point where
it is ready to be transformed into a useful fighter platform. And tell General Krytom his production is late, taking into
account the time it takes to ship the good from Saturn.. Otherwise commend his greatly for his efforts, thusfar.

*Darth Doc, ruler of Mars, switches on a special switch. A number of faces appears. Most of them bear insignia
denoting their many achievements for the Martian Colonial Army, none having a rank of less than Colonel*
Gentlemen, Venus has finally overstepped its boundaries as it was expected. The Global Space Initiative will have to
finally justify its name as the preventer of major conflicts in the solar system. You all know what do to, so good luck,
gentlemen!

*Doc turns around and gazes through the windows* King Freespace, what's you move...?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: freespace2dotcom on 10 June 2004, 09:18:02
Freespace sulks in his crystal palace on Maxwell Montes. Things are not going as he had planned at all. What had
begun as a joke between him and dan has turned out to be the catalyst to a full fledged war that could very easily
erase humankind from existance. He didn't slit throats of democratic people to get where he is today just to have it
get flushed down the toilet! The nerve of everyone to start picking on him!

"Sir! Reports are that the mission to mars was not successful! It turns out that DocHoliday performed a coup d'etat on
mars and has captured the cruiser you sent! Also, earth's government has finally collased and is being scarred even
more by complete warfare" a voice echoes through the commlink.

Freespace gawked  "What? .. a cruiser.. that is expendable. prepare the entire space force for defensive positions. I
will not accept having an asteroid falling here! prepare a few thousand people to send to earth to help the people
there recover from that disaster there. we have more than enough people for that to spare since they started coming
by the hundreds of thousands.. Split the space navy into 3 evenly powerful battle groups, one for defending venus,
one for defending earth, and one for another mission to mars. I shall go myself in the Colossus* when the time is
right! Is the planetary shield system in place yet?"

"Almost, your majesty. The network itself is up, but there are still a few holes in the shielding that need to be
strengthened before we can assure it will stay up after a direct hit from the masive "death star" that is being built by
the opposition. Rest assured that the shield will protect us from a first hit, and they can not possibly recharge it's
main weapon in time for a second blast before we can destroy it.. the station itself is another matter, though.."

"Eh, that's life. Send the people to earth along with our invasion force on my signal, NOT before. We need to let the
survivors whittle down their strength before we attack. Prepare for this war. we have superior ideas and technology,
(Plus we got dan to modify the DG3 designs into a "U" wing fighter for us alone! which are being mass produced as
we speak!) and once we get Earth under my crown. we will win it! Others are already carving up earth in thier minds, why not me?"

*the colossus is a nice 6-kilometer-long behemoth from the freespace2 game, where most of my ships will come from.
not as big as the death star perhaps, but a lot faster with it's subspace drives. good for hit and run tactics against it if
nothing else. :)



Post Edited ( 06-10-04 09:27 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: AphelionHellion on 10 June 2004, 23:15:12
Doc: Nice. I was going to write this all off until I saw yours :)
Gotta go to work though. Be back later on
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: johnc on 11 June 2004, 02:34:10
Wow.

All I know is that I'm moving to Mercury.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: H_Speed on 11 June 2004, 12:58:45
Long live the King!!!!....Long live the King of sarcasm!
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:09:08
H_Speed:  How much of your posts contain "Long live the King!!!" ? :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 16:10:09
60 ? :)

Dan
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 16:11:00
Yup.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:14:15
Yup. With his next post it will surely be 61.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 16:19:13
I'm going to do a search on H_SPEED's posts and find the real answer.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:21:03
it's only a waste of time, krytom...

It SURELY is 60!! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 16:22:08
Yup.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:24:02
Long live the King!!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 16:25:25
Oh don't you start!!! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:27:30
Long live its brainess, McBrain!!!!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 16:29:24
Quote
Krytom wrote:
Oh don't you start!!! :)

Yup :)

Dan
=========================================
-"The world is out to annoy you" - Krytom
-"So better stay inside and write in the dansteph's forum"
- Dan
=========================================
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:30:35
Long live Dan, the creator of the famous DGIII!!!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 16:31:49
Hail Probe!!!!! :wor:

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:52:32
Hail Probe!!!!! :wor:



(*Oh, no!!! Now this forum is infected, too!!!!*)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 16:54:50
Hail Probe!!!!! :wor:

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 16:55:52
Hail Freespace!!!!! :) Online again?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 17:00:46
Huh ?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:01:55
Freespace is the [hidden user]! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 17:05:40
Now don't start that again. :pfff:

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:10:14
OK. I won't. Sorry Freespace.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 11 June 2004, 17:11:34
No, not the prooooooobe !! :(

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:13:18
Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooooooot?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 17:23:13
I recall that NO religion discussion are admited on this forum...

ANYWAY, if someone open an "hail the prob" thread I may make an exception

-the prob is good for you
-the prob can save your soul

HAIL PROBE :)

Dan



Post Edited ( 06-11-04 17:40 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 17:25:20
No Dan, it's' Hail Probe!!!!!'

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 11 June 2004, 17:25:58
Oh, gaawwwd...

*setup up the rope to hang himself...*

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 17:28:30
Oh *sharp intake of breath*8o8o

Doc used sarcasm!!!!!!!! 8o

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 17:28:40
No Doc, nooooooooooooooo.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:30:48
Doc? Who should continue the DGIII story and the Direct Ascent method when are gone away?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 11 June 2004, 17:38:31
*doc shrugs as he swings on the rope* whaddwa cawre? haiyl d dumb pwobe!

:)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 17:44:30
Quote
DocHoliday wrote:
*doc shrugs as he swings on the rope* whaddwa cawre? haiyl d dumb pwobe!:)

LOOOOL :)

Dan
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:48:53
Och, Doc.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 17:51:24
Doc, it's McBrain not MacBrain.

Isn't that right McBrian?!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 17:52:56
No, not really, Atum.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 11 June 2004, 17:59:26
*doc laughs so hard at that, that his rope tears off* goddamn, I can't even strangle myself... I guess I'll have to finish
my work, before I can go in peace... :)

Atonne, McBrady.. I guess BlockHolyday is back! :)

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:00:46
Very good!!!

Now we only need DaaaanneStoph.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 18:01:44
And Crytom.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:03:20
Exact.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 18:04:27
And Freakspace2dootcum

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 18:04:28
and don't forget Rickshoot

DanStooph



Post Edited ( 06-11-04 18:05 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 18:04:53
And Freespace1dotcom! :applause:

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 18:05:15
Quote
Atom wrote:
And Freakspace2dootcum

LOL :)

DanGoof
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:06:00
And Kunnatayfe.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 18:07:08
Atomb

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:07:09
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!


MY 500th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:beer: :friend:

Let the party begin!!!!!!!



Post Edited ( 06-11-04 18:12 )
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 18:09:46
You made a scroll bar appear at the bottom of the screen. :rant:

Oh, well. That is also the widest post I have ever seen. Well done. :applause::applause::applause::applause:

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 18:09:46
McBrain, you made the thread really wide!

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:12:37
Better?

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Krytom on 11 June 2004, 18:13:17
Yup.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DocHoliday on 11 June 2004, 18:13:46
Yup, it sucks now :rant:

DirkHaloween
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: DanSteph on 11 June 2004, 18:14:48
strange ? I see it still 800 wide.. what browser do you use ?

Dan
Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:15:20
IT SUCKS?????????????

IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COOL!!!!!!!!!

GREAT!!!!!!!!

*Mr. McBrain ate too much of the Europan peanuts*

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: Atom on 11 June 2004, 18:15:25
He changed it.

Title: Re: [off-topic] Cracked version of sigi form
Post by: McBrain on 11 June 2004, 18:16:16
Quote
DanSteph wrote:
strange ? I see it still 800 wide.. what browser do you use ?

Dan

Opera?