UAF_Lt_Brenton wrote:
So tell me people
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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to answer that question.... FINALLY!!
According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
Colonel Sanders1 wrote:
UAF_Lt_Brenton wrote:
So tell me people
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
\
to answer that question.... FINALLY!!
According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
WRONG!
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!